Twisted Metropolitan Museum of Art Tour: Scandals & Secrets of the Masterpieces

There are many different ways to take a Metropolitan Museum of Art Tour, but this is definitely the most light-hearted. Over two hours and 30 minutes, your funny and engaging guide will bring you and a small group of no more than 15 people for an up-close-and-personal experience with some of the strangest and most thought-provoking works at the Met. They'll also tell you the funny and off-color stories behind many of the most famous pieces.

From Egyptian wardrobe malfunctions to Washington Crossing the Delaware, risque Dutch dinnerware, to the Temple of Dendur, we have created a special Met museum tour that mixes historical curiosities with bona fide masterpieces. There's even a pop quiz about butts. We don't want you to just see great art; we want you to enjoy it. That's why our expert guides go out of their way to help you understand what you're seeing and what makes it so special.

In the end, it's an unforgettable couple of hours. You'll laugh, you'll gasp, and you'll have more than a few stories to tell your friends next time the conversation turns to art. Just don't blame us if you can't go to an art museum ever again without cracking a smile.